'[He] staples everything... just for fun': 20+ People who can't stop rolling their eyes at their coworkers

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    What thing does your coworkers do that you of?
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    Section 37 Schedule meetings with no clear agenda. Meeting begins: "so what do we need to talk about?" | don't know you were the one who called this meeting.
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    soomuchcoffee I sit near personal call lady. It's not so much that she is on the phone that bothers me, but the degree to which she repeats herself while talking to her sister or whoever the f is. "Wait what, she did what? No way. Get out. No. Way. No way! Get out. She did not. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Un-Bee-Leev-
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    able. No way. What a shame. Shame. Such a shame. What a shame. I know. I know. Right. I know. Shame. She did not. Get out. No way! I know. Yep. Yep. Yep. No way. I know. Yep. Unreal. OK well I'm super busy so I should probably go. OK. OK. OK. Ok. Alright. No way. OK. Yep. Alright. OK bye." Just kill me now.
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    C... staples. staples everything. single pages, two pages that have no relation to eachother, a staple just for fun into the side of a cardboard box. staples everywhere. and here is where the problem lies... half of our paperwork, signed proof of
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    delivery forms, must be scanned for backup and sent elsewhere. the scanner is the only thing on this whole planet which has a greater distaste for staples than I do. it doesn't matter if I take them out, the location of the offending staple does not matter.
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    whether it be a staple or the two tiny holes left by a staple, any staple, the documents will jam the scanner. the reset process for a paper feed jam on our scanner is a 4 step process that makes me taste bl d.
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    I've hidden the staplers, burned them, stolen them, wrapped them in a million. layers of tape and thrown them into passing truck beds, and yet every single. day staples. this man will not be reeducated. he will not convert to the humble, reusable paper clip. he cannot be stopped. one of us must di..
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    ImOverThere Now Shows up.
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    SuperBrandt Receive an email from co- worker. 3 seconds later: knock knock on outside of cube from co-worker. "Hey, did you get that email I sent you?"
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    ogbarisme Turns the heat up as far as it goes. Years of me coming into the office and being greeted by a humid cloud of what the h I. Before I can get to the thermostat, my eyes are sweating. I finally approached the woman with a, 'What the H I is Wrong. with you and the heat... are you a lizard?'. She still does it.
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    gruyere_and_ba... Eats popcorn with a spoon.
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    MaMaJillianLean... I've mentioned this before but I'll say it again... I wish my coworkers would leave food in the HLZ until everything was ready to go. The HLZ is the "Hot Landing Zone" and it keeps your food heated before it gets put on your un-heated tray.
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    Say you bought 3 sandwiches and two orders of fries... The first sandwich will come up in the HLZ and my coworkers will immediately put it on your tray before any of your other food is ready. This drives me insane because while your other food is being made that one sandwich on the tray is getting cold. If you leave it in the HLZ till EVERYTHING is ready it will all be hot when the
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    customer gets it and everyone can be happy. It's a small thing, but it really does me off because everybody does it and it's common sense. ALSO... In drive thru... If I'm busy getting a shake or filling a tea and someone brings out an order to the presenting window they'll just LEAVE IT THERE instead of handing it out to the
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    customer. Policy says if the presenter is busy the person. with the order needs to hand the food out so the customer isn't just sitting there staring at their order... But everybody ignores the g policy! Ugh... This is probably just stuff only other fast food workers can relate to and I'm basically just venting at this point. Sorry.
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    justinbrettwalters People who see you making a mistake and go to the higher ups instead of helping you correct it. I'm talking about simple mistakes not company shattering ones.
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    alwaysisvalueless Talk down to me. were the same age and shes not the manager or anything but sometimes she'll talk to me the way a rich person would talk to a servant and then has the nerve to get mad when i tell her no or i don't answer how she wants.
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    Mrs_MiaWallace Ask me questions that I couldn't possibly know the answer to and then when I say 'I don't know, call the help desk' they get all р ed that I won't look it up for them. It's not my job to figure out how to solve your problems.
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    sammielle Never listens to instructions despite being told multiple times... daily... always asks "what do i need to do?"
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    Cheeky_Guy Tells me about her cats and shows me pictures. She dresses the cats up in outfits and I think they want to murder her.
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    [... Getting smoke breaks. These usually last about 30 minutes. 2-3 times a day. Yet, If I left my desk for 30 minutes at a clip for 2-3 times a day to run errands or doing something productive, I'd be fired.
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    Nambot Complains about everything. The computers sh, the weathers crao, her thumb hurts, she's cold, management are never around, there's too much to do, she's hot, management are here, there's nothing to do...
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    tmishkoor I'm a fresh CPA, and I work at a firm where I share an office with a seasoned CPA on the verge of retiring. The guy is really nice, I want to make that clear. But everytime he leaves before I do, he says "Goodnight, see you in the morning" and then turns off the lights and walks out. He is not doing it maliciously, he is just old I
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    guess. But I am too shy to be like "Hey man I'm still in here" so I just get up and turn them back on everytime. I haven't said anything because I don't want him to feel bad about it, but you just said bye to me, you know I'm here.
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    Edw1nner Uses speakerphone all the time. Doesn't bother me that she takes personal calls but I wished she would step away and keep it private. Instead she stays at her desk and uses speakerphone on her cell.
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    ZooRage This older woman sits beside me, and allIIIl day she sips on the same XL Tim Hortons tea. But she sips. super loud, then smacks her lips and sighs. Its CONSTANT.
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    emotional_viking We have a new sales guy. He's very flamboyant and will. not. stop. hugging. me. Just to clarify, I don't even know his name and we don't really work together. He just comes over to go over stuff
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    with my desk mate and feels it necessary to hug us both. and KISS US ON THE CHEEK. Again, I don't even know his name. This is driving me insane.
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    volsom OP I work in a small office with 5 people. The air gets really bad and it also gets really hot. They wont allow me to open the window for a short while to let fresh and cold air inside. After 8 hours it becomes a sauna inside and you can barely breath
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    Lookonder Gossip in groups, and not very subtlety.
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    OptimumCorridor Asking for my advice and doing the complete opposite Him: "Does the client fill out Form A or Form B?" Me: "Form A, because [insert reasons and correct policy]." Him: "Hmm. I think it's Form B. I'll give him that one."
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    Me: "No, that's incorrect. As I've said, you need Form A." Him: "I'm going to use Form B." walks away Of course, the whole situation gets up, usually involves me being dragged into it for it to be rectified. When I advise management, they just shake their heads and mutter something about training.
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    Here's an idea. Sack the I don't respond to him anymore when he asks for my advice which he just ignores anyway. There's a limit to my helpfulness.
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    peteINC_ Take their shoes off. .... keep your shoes on dave
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    L….. I worked in a restaurant for five years. I remember there was this girl who got hired and started announcing that she was two months pregnant. She kept it a secret during the interview and didn't tell anyone until she knew she was hired. Oh and she was a server. So for the next 6 months she would walk around collecting tips from her
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    tables and that was about it. She would ask other people to drop off her food at her tables, along with drinks and appetizers. She always complained of being "too tired" or her back hurt from the pregnancy. She was in the break room half the shift "resting her feet". I would hate taking a large party with her cause it pretty much meant I had to do
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    everything and then split the tip with her. Never did anything to help anyone else. People think I'm mad cause she was pregnant. No I'm mad cause she took advantage of the situation
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    (while lying) and made everyone else work for her. I've seen some pregnant women at work, working their off, and I have so much respect for those women.
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    [deleted] Try and talk to me, I got my headphones in for a reason bro
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    Bodymindisone... Shorten names and words. My name is two syllables, do not address me by the first letter of my name you pleb.
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    [deleted] Complain about not getting enough hours. The ones that complain show up late and then leave early.
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    Qazwsxlion I'm a student but I hate it when they don't get up to blow their nose and choose to just sit there sniffling and sucking their snot back into their noses.
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    stengebt Heat up fish in the microwave about once a month.
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    CuteThingsAndL... • Whistles • Whistles the same exact song every hour • Makes fun of customers when they leave • Makes the same joke to every customer (which I hear every single time) • Makes fun of our coworkers
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    • Listens to what I'm saying on the phone, then yells to me with comments about what I'm saying or what he thinks the customer is saying on the other line • Pretends he's too busy . to answer the phone so he makes me answer it for him
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    That's all from just one coworker, btw. I have a lot. There's a guy who comes in my building and stares at me or my only other female coworker. There's another one who stands next to me on his lunch break and eats
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    with his mouth open and his lips smacking. And another who is a know-it-all and treats me like I don't understand anything that I'm talking about. I could go on.
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    RH03-H There's this woman that sits across the room from me; and she does not stop singing! All the time! And it's not even quiet, she belts it out as loud as she pleases. She'll also hear adverts on the radio and mimic noises from them, like car horns going off or something.
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    Not only that, but she's the single most annoying person. I've ever met. She never stops bullshitting and talking about her dog. Worst of all? Any time she's not singing, she sits on the phone all day calling her best friends! She's so irritating to be in the same room as. She makes my bl d boil.
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